• Front view of an ivory graphic T-shirt featuring a retro-style rainbow above the bold navy phrase "DON'T BE A DICK." This vintage-inspired humor tee combines colorful retro aesthetics with a funny, blunt message, making it perfect for casual everyday wear and conversation-starting style.
  • Front view of an white graphic T-shirt featuring a retro-style rainbow above the bold navy phrase "DON'T BE A DICK." This vintage-inspired humor tee combines colorful retro aesthetics with a funny, blunt message, making it perfect for casual everyday wear and conversation-starting style.
  • Front view of an light blue graphic T-shirt featuring a retro-style rainbow above the bold navy phrase "DON'T BE A DICK." This vintage-inspired humor tee combines colorful retro aesthetics with a funny, blunt message, making it perfect for casual everyday wear and conversation-starting style.
  • Front view of an light pink graphic T-shirt featuring a retro-style rainbow above the bold navy phrase "DON'T BE A DICK." This vintage-inspired humor tee combines colorful retro aesthetics with a funny, blunt message, making it perfect for casual everyday wear and conversation-starting style.
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Don't Be A Dick

Don't Be A Dick

$29.99 USD
$29.99 USD
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Spread a simple message that never goes out of style with the "Don't Be a Dick" graphic tee. Featuring a vintage-inspired rainbow and bold retro lettering, this funny t-shirt combines throwback vibes with a blunt reminder to treat people with a little kindness. Whether you're known for your sarcasm, love witty apparel, or appreciate humor with a point, this design is sure to get laughs and start conversations.

Made from premium heavyweight ring-spun cotton, this garment-dyed t-shirt offers a soft, broken-in feel, a relaxed unisex fit, and all-day comfort. The colorful retro graphic pairs effortlessly with jeans, shorts, or your favorite casual outfit, making it perfect for everyday wear, festivals, concerts, vacations, or hanging out with friends.

Product Details

  • 6.1-ounce, 100% US ring spun cotton
  • Soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric
  • Top-stitched, classic width rib collar
  • Twill-taped neck and shoulders
  • Twill label
  • Relaxed fit, seamless body
  • Double-needle collar and bottom hems

Shipping Information

Each item is made to order locally in Sarasota, Florida. Please allow 3–5 business days for production and processing before your order ships. We appreciate your patience as we create your piece with care.

Size Chart

Sizing Guide

Product Measurements

Measurements are shown in inches and taken with the garment laid flat.

Measurement S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Body Length at Back 26 5/8 28 29 3/8 30 3/4 31 5/8 32 1/2 33 1/2
Chest 18 1/4 20 1/4 22 24 26 27 3/4 29 3/4
Sleeve Length from Center Back 16 1/4 17 3/4 19 20 1/2 21 3/4 23 1/4 24 5/8

Body Length at Back

Measured from high point shoulder to finished hem at back.

Chest

Measured across the chest one inch below armhole when laid flat.

Sleeve Length from Center Back

Measured from center back neck to shoulder point to sleeve hem.

Fit Tip: If you're between sizes, size up for a more relaxed fit.
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