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Real Floridians Don't Feed Sky Rats

Real Floridians Don't Feed Sky Rats

Regular price $29.99 USD
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Laid-back, durable, and full of local attitude—our Classic Cotton Tee is crafted from soft, breathable cotton with a relaxed fit for everyday wear. Featuring the phrase “Real Floridians Don’t Feed the Sky Rats” alongside a bold seagull graphic, this tee captures that unmistakable Florida humor. It’s the perfect inside joke for anyone who knows the beach life all too well—sun, sand, and those relentless “sky rats.”

Product Details

  • 6.1-ounce, 100% US ring spun cotton
  • Soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric
  • Top-stitched, classic width rib collar
  • Twill-taped neck and shoulders
  • Twill label
  • Relaxed fit, seamless body
  • Double-needle collar and bottom hems

Shipping Information

Each item is made to order locally in Sarasota, Florida. Please allow 3–5 business days for production and processing before your order ships. We appreciate your patience as we create your piece with care.

Size Chart

Sizing Guide

Product Measurements

Measurements are shown in inches and taken with the garment laid flat.

Measurement S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Body Length at Back 26 5/8 28 29 3/8 30 3/4 31 5/8 32 1/2 33 1/2
Chest 18 1/4 20 1/4 22 24 26 27 3/4 29 3/4
Sleeve Length from Center Back 16 1/4 17 3/4 19 20 1/2 21 3/4 23 1/4 24 5/8

Body Length at Back

Measured from high point shoulder to finished hem at back.

Chest

Measured across the chest one inch below armhole when laid flat.

Sleeve Length from Center Back

Measured from center back neck to shoulder point to sleeve hem.

Fit Tip: If you're between sizes, size up for a more relaxed fit.
Size
Color: White
Quantity

20 in stock

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